Answer -dont stare at the pregnant teen moms, they get enough crap they dont need it from you
-dont walk reallly slow in the hall ways or stop
-dont act like your better than everyone else
-make as many friends as possible
-get involved in school, it may sound lame but it is fun
-dont hook up with a band geek, his friends will all hate you
-NEVER get really wasted and hook up with a lot of guys. You will be called a sl ut and an enormous amount of guys will want to get in your pants since it is obviously so easy
-If you have to disect a frog, JUST DO IT. It's honestly not that bad
-Never pretend you are drunk. Not cool
-That guy who sit's behind you is really nice- you should hook up with him
-Please wear a bra
-Dont wear heels to school
-It is not necessary to have 50 tampons in your school bag
-The Swim Team is a cult
-If you try hard enough you really can screw up your face during your ID picture
-The coffee they serve in the cafeteria in the morning tastes like a$s
-The best way to budge in the lunch line is so put everything you own in your book bag and use it to keep everyone at a distance from you
-No one cares who you were in middle school- so what if you were the 8th grade cheerleading captain? No one gives a $hit
-Half the time you bring your textbooks, you don't need them
-It IS possible to fall UP the stairs
-There will always be that annoying kid who can get hours of homework done in time to go to bed at a decent hour while you're up at 3:00 AM finishing a 5-page paper
-You can feel completely prepared for a test...and then fail
-Wearing sunglasses on your head in class is f^ucking weird
-I had no idea that alcohol could force you to have sex with your best friends boyfriend
-Honestly, 80% of the guys that talk to you want to hook up
-football games. GO TO THEM. PEOPLE GO TO THEM
-If you go drunk to football games you will get caught
-Dont skip gym..get over yourself...YOU NEED GYM TO GRADUATE
-Make friends with everyone who is rich and having a sweet sixteen party
-Leaving fake secret love notes in your friends lockers is really fun
-Not up for english today? Go to the nurse and tell them you need to lay down....for a half hour.
-Want to get known fast? Take pictures of yourself naked with your phone
-The most entertainging spot in the cafe? Between the goth kids and senior football players
-Teachers probably know just as much as you do about weed and alcohol
-It doesn't matter if you say excuse me, that girl standing in the middle of the hallway still isn't going to move
-If it looks too crowded, there is still probably room for you somewhere
-Only upperclassmen can paint their faces and bodies for football games, you cant
-You dont need to carry every single book you have all the time. This is why we have lockers
-YES YOUR WINTER COAT IS TOO BIG FOR YOUR LOCKER
-Messenger bags = back pains
-Dont memorize your crush schedule and follow him to class
-Most of the cheerleaders aren't as hot as everyother teenage movie makes them out to be
-You want to talk politics and relgion at lunch? DONT DO IT
-NO ONE WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU WORE THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
-TRY EVERYTHING. You want to take art, you take art. No one cares if you suck
-Make friends with the geeks. They know how to unblock myspace/facebook in computer class
-The person next to you in English Class is probably cooler than you size them up to be
-Your guidence counselor doesn't really know your name..unless you're really smart/bug him a lot
-It doesn't matter how smart you are, it matters what you get on your report card
-No matter what your health teacher says, half the people in your health class have had sex
-It takes only a period's time for 3,300 people to find out that Mary-Ann did in fact get drunk and have sex with her bestfriend's prom date
-People will do pretty much anything for attention
-AP kids are 50% snobbish and 50% awesome
-Marching Band is the most sexually active club of the school
-Thespians really do hug and kiss eachother as much as they are rumored to
-You really will not remember anything you learned in algebra class over spring break
-If you are skipping, act like you have a destination and no one will mess with you
-Skip. Skip as many classes as possible without getting caught
-Your gym teacher doesn't care if you feel comfortable in leggings, she's going to take points off anyway
-No one cares how "fuck*ng wasted" you got last saturday
-DO NOT MESS WITH THE BAND GEEKS. THEY WILL TEAM UP AGAINST YOU AND YOU WILL LOOSE
-It's really cool that you love your school....but honestly your wardrobe cant consist of sweatshirts with your school logo on them
-Yeah that kid you saw on the first day of school....dont be creepy. If he wants to hook up let him come to you. Dont be too forward
-Never run through the halls screaming, this makes people mad
-Never steal anyones booze
-You dont know the kid who is throwing the house party? Go anyway, odds are he wont care
-Live for the weekends
-Study for tests
-Dont get too dressed up for school, it's just kinda weird
-Always make sure you are on the right bus
-FACE IT if you look emo, dress emo, or listen to emo
music...PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU EMO
-Dont change for any guy
-Dont get upset if you dont develop a new group of friends...it doesnt happen over night it takes a while
-You dont have to be friends with everyone, chill out
-Dont be annoying in class. You dont have to say something every second
-Please bathe. If you smell, everyone will know
-No one really cares where you sit at lunch
-Swimming will probably be the best class you ever take. Dont be a b*tch about getting your hair wet.
-Spark notes is $hit. Most teachers know you use it and make questions to stump the slackers. READ THE BOOK
-When doing your critical paper, do not slack off! This is important
-Dont be stuck up. Odds are some girl is going to call you out on it
