jasmine
Not like giggle like full on hysterics,, like you can't breathe.
I haven't laughed like that in ages =[
The last time was in 4th grade ( I'm in 9th now ) I was on the loo & i cant remember what I did but I made my friend laugh so so so hard she peed in the tub !! Oh my God I miss her
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Thanks me cool,, that was a really good joke XD
God bless.
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Presently your avatar..
Just kidding.
Let me tell you a joke..(better go to jokes and riddles category)
In a flight some vip's were travelling. (this is a old joke. don't mind old vip's) Ronaldinho, Hillary, Bush, Pope and a school boy. The captain suddenly announced that the plane will crash and that all of them must take a life jacket and jump.But there were only 4 life jackets for five. Ronaldinho said "I'm young and famous and have wife and kids. I'm a great football player. So i'll jump first." and he jumped. then came hillary. she said "i have chances of being elected next. i'm very needed in politics. besides, my husband needs me. so i'll jump" and she did. bush said" I'm the MOST imp person in America. without me, america will perish. so let me jump. he too took a life jacket and jumped. the pope and the school boy were left behind. the pope said "i'm old and have experienced everything. but you are still young and need to live .therefore you jump." but the school boy said"don't worry. we have enough jackets. the person who said that he is the MOST imp person of America took my school bag instead.!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry supporters of Bush!
how can i act like paris hilton?? (poses, sayings, etc.)?
Mzlafflotz
plz no mean answers... im a middle school using my daddys account.
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1.You may want to Become a blonde! Though this step is not completely necessary. If you decide to dye your hair, try a light platinum blonde.
2.[Change your hairstyle all the time. Ever notice how Paris's hair is long one minute, and short the next? If you can't afford to get it cut and get extensions all the time, just make sure you do it differently every day. Alternate from straight to curly, tied up in a high ponytail to in low pigtails. Paris actually has always had her hair very short, but she often wears hair extensions. Try and get a plain extension that you can style yourself.
3.Use a light fake tanner if you are not very tan. Don't put too much on. Don't make it streaky and don't let it turn you orange. The point is to look like you just got back from Barbados, instead of looking like you put on self-tanner.
4.Wear ultra cute shoes all the time. Paris is known for her great shoe collection. You do not always have to wear heels, as long as if they are really cute flats (tennis shoes have to be cute and clean -- not dirty). Most of your shoes should be pink. Pink high heels are essential. If you're not that comfortable with high heels, cute pink flip flops will work too! Try and get a huge selection of shoes, even if they are not very expensive.
5.Make sure your clothes are unique with a little designer flair to them! But make sure whatever you wear, you started it, not anyone else!
6.Go to parties and throw parties. If you make yourself the ultimate party essential, then you will get automatic invites! Be known at a party; as Paris said in episode number 2 of The Simple Life 4: "Don't be a floor hog, stay in the VIP room for a while, or else you will look desperate."
7.Stay single! If you do, you can do whatever you want instead of having one steady boyfriend.
8.Be outgoing, fun, and show confidence. Don't hesitate to liven up a party or draw attention to you or act a bit selfish and bossy.
9.Be carefree. Paris never gives a flying fish about what people think about her. Go ahead and wear a crazy hairstyle, or something that people wouldn't expect you to wear. Be that trendsetter, go do crazy, stupid things, laugh at your mistakes, and you'll be a Paris in no time!
10.Make sure you have those close best friends with you, so you can share the attention; you don't want to seem stuck up, like you're too cool for friends! You always need your girls, to hang with at the parties, talk about those dreadful rumors that just started about you, and of course - the boys! You must have one best friend that you do everything with! Fall out a lot and have a lot of arguments! Be seen everywhere with them, and do exactly the same thing! Never, ever be on your own! This friend is like your assistant, they should follow you and be willing to do anything for you! Don't treat her like rubbish! And make sure she is blond, and wears all the latest fashion!
11.Act like you are a princess! When you need help with something, (which, if you're really like Paris, would be everything.) Playing dumb isn't always bad. It's actually a good flirting technique. It's what Paris does!
12.Have a catch phrase! "That's hot", "that's beyond", and "oh baby" are all good ones! Toss it into any sentence and people will automatically think of you as a little Paris! But whatever you do, don't steal Paris' name; that's just not cool.
13.Try going to lots of parties! Paris is popular for this,and everyone will think that you're a socialite!
14.Develop a love for pink! Everything you own must be pink! Pink is your friend. Like it, and wear it. Everything you have in your wardrobe should relate to pink in some way. Own pink minis, and pink camis. If you are still in school, flaunt your love of pink with folders, bags, pens...all in pink! Make sure everyone knows your fave color!
15.Buy some huge, oversized sunglasses and never take them off! Paris style glasses would be pink with diamonds, or white framed! You can find these in most shops! If you want to accessories further, try cool headbands or cute dangly earrings with some sparkle on them!
16.Learn how to strike one pose for all your photos one that makes you look great! Paris has the same pose in 97% of all her pictures, so you need to do the same. Use one that will always make you look great no matter what you are looking like that day. Everytime someone wants to snap your picture use that pose.
17.Walk around with a huge bag and a chiuahua! This is just like Paris Hilton!
[edit] Tipsâ¢Don't act bratty in public. Only to a single person in privateabsolutely necessary. Otherwise, act like the sweet little princess you really are!
â¢Don't be afraid to shock anybody, that's what will make them talk about you. Now don't go get too crazy, and get drunk, and do stuff you shouldn't be doing! You don't have to do everything like Paris!
â¢Wear designers, but smaller designers like 2bfree and Nicky Hilton are awesome. They state that you have money, but at the same time you're
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