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Delhi Colleges: List of all the colleges in Delhi
The colleges have been listed here as per the Universities. Delhi is supposed to have four universities, seven deemed universities and one open-university. Most of the colleges come under Delhi University and Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University. Besides this, there are other universities to which some colleges in Delhi may be affiliated to, otherwise there are universities which are also autonomous institutions created through Acts of Parliament.
Please click on the universities below to access the colleges that come under these universities in Delhi or to reach the contact details of autonomous institutions -
Colleges under Delhi University
Central Campus
North Campus
South Campus
West Campus
East Campus
Dhaula Kuan
Colleges under Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University
Engineering Colleges
IT colleges
Management Colleges
Medical Colleges
Law Colleges
Paramedical Colleges
Journalism and Mass Communication Colleges
Jamia Millia Islamia
Maulana Mohammed Ali Jauhar Marg,
Jamia Nagar, New Delhi-25
Ph: EPABX 26981717
Fax: 26980337
Email: root@jmi.ernet.in
www.jmi.nic.in
Jamia Hamdard University
Two colleges mentioned below are affiliated to Jamia Hamdard University-
Rufaida Scholl of Nursing
Jamia Hamdard, Hamdard Nagar,
New Delhi-62
Email: inquiry@jamiahamdard.edu
www.jamiahamdard.edu
Majeedia Hospital
Jamia Hamdard, Hamdard Nagar
New Delhi-62
Ph: 26059688 Ext. 5389
Fax: 26059663
Email: inquiry@jamiahamdard.edu
www.jamiahamdard.edu
Jawaharlal Nehru University
School of Languages,
New Meharauli Road, New Delhi-67
Ph: 011-26162348, 26162016
Email: inquiry@jamiahamdard.edu
www.jnu.ac.in
All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS)
Ansari Nagar, New Delhi-29
Ph: 011-26588500, 26588700, 26589900
www.aiims.ac.in
www.aiims.edu
Indira Gandhi National Open University
Indira Gandhi National Open University
Post Bag No. 2, Maidan Garhi,
New Delhi-68
Ph: 011-29956015, 29958078
Fax: 26857062
www.ignou.ac.in
Delhi Colleges: List of all the colleges in Delhi
The colleges have been listed here as per the Universities. Delhi is supposed to have four universities, seven deemed universities and one open-university. Most of the colleges come under Delhi University and Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University. Besides this, there are other universities to which some colleges in Delhi may be affiliated to, otherwise there are universities which are also autonomous institutions created through Acts of Parliament.
Please click on the universities below to access the colleges that come under these universities in Delhi or to reach the contact details of autonomous institutions -
Colleges under Delhi University
Central Campus
North Campus
South Campus
West Campus
East Campus
Dhaula Kuan
Colleges under Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University
Engineering Colleges
IT colleges
Management Colleges
Medical Colleges
Law Colleges
Paramedical Colleges
Journalism and Mass Communication Colleges
Jamia Millia Islamia
Maulana Mohammed Ali Jauhar Marg,
Jamia Nagar, New Delhi-25
Ph: EPABX 26981717
Fax: 26980337
Email: root@jmi.ernet.in
www.jmi.nic.in
Jamia Hamdard University
Two colleges mentioned below are affiliated to Jamia Hamdard University-
Rufaida Scholl of Nursing
Jamia Hamdard, Hamdard Nagar,
New Delhi-62
Email: inquiry@jamiahamdard.edu
www.jamiahamdard.edu
Majeedia Hospital
Jamia Hamdard, Hamdard Nagar
New Delhi-62
Ph: 26059688 Ext. 5389
Fax: 26059663
Email: inquiry@jamiahamdard.edu
www.jamiahamdard.edu
Jawaharlal Nehru University
School of Languages,
New Meharauli Road, New Delhi-67
Ph: 011-26162348, 26162016
Email: inquiry@jamiahamdard.edu
www.jnu.ac.in
All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS)
Ansari Nagar, New Delhi-29
Ph: 011-26588500, 26588700, 26589900
www.aiims.ac.in
www.aiims.edu
Indira Gandhi National Open University
Indira Gandhi National Open University
Post Bag No. 2, Maidan Garhi,
New Delhi-68
Ph: 011-29956015, 29958078
Fax: 26857062
www.ignou.ac.in
bengali ppl wanna laugh?
~
how was
showcase named shoces.
or........
paper-fefar
post office-fushtafish
television-telibison
video-bidio
school-ishkool
lol
plz do not take any offence itz a joke
1 more day 2 answer.
come on someone leave a comment,
and you will get my best answer,
an you can win the points.
hurry up:)
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hahhaha i read this. some of them are wrong, lloll, which takes away from the funniness, but its' still cute. like for "paper" it would be "peh-paar" not "fefar". hahaha. here's a funny one too:
A is for Aapish (Office). This is where the average Kolkatan goes and
spends a day hard(ly) at work. If he is in the Government he will arrive
at 10, wipe his forehead till 11, have a tea break at 12, throw around a
few files at 12.30, break for lunch at 1, smoke an unfiltered cigarette
at 2, break for tea at 3, sleep sitting down at 4 and go home at 5. It's
a hard life!
B is for Boka. Meaning phool or eedeeot, often used with an abusive
rhyming attachment which means an absolute phool or eedeeot.
C is for Chappell. This is the Bengali word for the Devil, for the worst
form of evil. In the night mothers put their kids to sleep saying 'go to
bed, or Chappell will come and take you away.'
D is for Debashish. By an ancient law every fourth Bengali Child has to
be named Debashish. So you have a Debashish everywhere and trying to get
creative they are also called Deb, Debu, Deba with variations like
Debnath and Deboprotim thrown in.
E is for Eeesh. This is a very common Bengali exclamation made famous by
Aishwarya Rai in the movie Devdas. It is estimated that on an average a
Bengali uses eeesh 10,089 times every year. (That's counting eeesh and
other eeesh-ish words).
F is for Pheesh. These are creatures that swim in rivers and seas and
are a favourite food of the Bengalis. Despite the fact that a fish
market has such strong smells, with one sniff a Bengali knows if a fish
is all right. If not, he will say 'eeesh, what pheeesh is theeesh!'
G is for Good name. Every Bengali Boy will have a good name like
Debashish or Deboprotim and a pet name like Shontuda, Choti, Poka and
Dinku. While every Bengali Girl will be Paromita or Protima as well as
Shampa, Champa and Buri. Basically your nickname is there to kill your
good name.
H is for Harmonium. The Bengali equivalent of a rock guitar. Take four
Bengalis and a Harmonium and you have the successors to The Bheatles!
I is for lleesh. This is a pheeesh with 10,000 bones which would kill
any ordinary person, but which the Bengalis eat with releeesh!
J is for Jaamaaibabu or Jhaamelaa or Jhola. No self respecting Bengali
is complete without his Jhola. It is a shapeless cloth bag where he
keeps all his belongings and he fits an amazing number of things in.
Even as you read this there are 2 million jholas bobbling around
Kolkata- and they all look exactly the same!
K is for Kee Kaando. It used to be the favourite Bengali exclamation
till eeesh took over because of Aishwarya Rai (now Kee Kaando's agent is
trying to hire Bipasha Basu).
L is for Ludo or Lungi. People in Kolkata manage to play football and
cricket wearing it. Now there is talk of a lungi expedition to Mt.
Everest. That is when they are not playing Ludo on the "roK"
M is for Minibus. These are dangerous half buses whose antics would
effortlessly frighten the living daylights out of Formula 1 race
drivers.
N is for Nangtoe. This is the Bengali word for Naked. It is the most
interesting naked word in any language!
O is for Oil. The Bengalis believe that a touch of mustard oil will cure
anything from cold (oil in the nose), to earache (oil in the ear), to
cough (oil on the throat) to piles (oil you know where!)
P is for Potol and Pantua - the must haves on all Bong meals.
Q is for Queen. This really has nothing to do with the Bengalis or
Kolkata, but it's the only Q word I could think of at this moment.
There's also Quilt but they never use them in Kolkata.
R is for Robi Thakur. Many years ago Rabindranath got the Nobel Prize.
This allows everyone in Kolkata to frame their acceptance speeches and
walk w
hahhaha i read this. some of them are wrong, lloll, which takes away from the funniness, but its' still cute. like for "paper" it would be "peh-paar" not "fefar". hahaha. here's a funny one too:
A is for Aapish (Office). This is where the average Kolkatan goes and
spends a day hard(ly) at work. If he is in the Government he will arrive
at 10, wipe his forehead till 11, have a tea break at 12, throw around a
few files at 12.30, break for lunch at 1, smoke an unfiltered cigarette
at 2, break for tea at 3, sleep sitting down at 4 and go home at 5. It's
a hard life!
B is for Boka. Meaning phool or eedeeot, often used with an abusive
rhyming attachment which means an absolute phool or eedeeot.
C is for Chappell. This is the Bengali word for the Devil, for the worst
form of evil. In the night mothers put their kids to sleep saying 'go to
bed, or Chappell will come and take you away.'
D is for Debashish. By an ancient law every fourth Bengali Child has to
be named Debashish. So you have a Debashish everywhere and trying to get
creative they are also called Deb, Debu, Deba with variations like
Debnath and Deboprotim thrown in.
E is for Eeesh. This is a very common Bengali exclamation made famous by
Aishwarya Rai in the movie Devdas. It is estimated that on an average a
Bengali uses eeesh 10,089 times every year. (That's counting eeesh and
other eeesh-ish words).
F is for Pheesh. These are creatures that swim in rivers and seas and
are a favourite food of the Bengalis. Despite the fact that a fish
market has such strong smells, with one sniff a Bengali knows if a fish
is all right. If not, he will say 'eeesh, what pheeesh is theeesh!'
G is for Good name. Every Bengali Boy will have a good name like
Debashish or Deboprotim and a pet name like Shontuda, Choti, Poka and
Dinku. While every Bengali Girl will be Paromita or Protima as well as
Shampa, Champa and Buri. Basically your nickname is there to kill your
good name.
H is for Harmonium. The Bengali equivalent of a rock guitar. Take four
Bengalis and a Harmonium and you have the successors to The Bheatles!
I is for lleesh. This is a pheeesh with 10,000 bones which would kill
any ordinary person, but which the Bengalis eat with releeesh!
J is for Jaamaaibabu or Jhaamelaa or Jhola. No self respecting Bengali
is complete without his Jhola. It is a shapeless cloth bag where he
keeps all his belongings and he fits an amazing number of things in.
Even as you read this there are 2 million jholas bobbling around
Kolkata- and they all look exactly the same!
K is for Kee Kaando. It used to be the favourite Bengali exclamation
till eeesh took over because of Aishwarya Rai (now Kee Kaando's agent is
trying to hire Bipasha Basu).
L is for Ludo or Lungi. People in Kolkata manage to play football and
cricket wearing it. Now there is talk of a lungi expedition to Mt.
Everest. That is when they are not playing Ludo on the "roK"
M is for Minibus. These are dangerous half buses whose antics would
effortlessly frighten the living daylights out of Formula 1 race
drivers.
N is for Nangtoe. This is the Bengali word for Naked. It is the most
interesting naked word in any language!
O is for Oil. The Bengalis believe that a touch of mustard oil will cure
anything from cold (oil in the nose), to earache (oil in the ear), to
cough (oil on the throat) to piles (oil you know where!)
P is for Potol and Pantua - the must haves on all Bong meals.
Q is for Queen. This really has nothing to do with the Bengalis or
Kolkata, but it's the only Q word I could think of at this moment.
There's also Quilt but they never use them in Kolkata.
R is for Robi Thakur. Many years ago Rabindranath got the Nobel Prize.
This allows everyone in Kolkata to frame their acceptance speeches and
walk w
